I'm alive!
You can't believe it but I was in Berlin exercising my narcissism, then I came back and all of a sudden I found myself living together with the only woman who can bear me (She's probably here for my [scarce] money or for my excellent semen). The tragedy started when, moving into the new house, I realized I had no internet. So I waited a month for the telecom technicians of this civilized country to connect a couple of wires: I think the hardest part was resisting the temptation to steal them and resell the loot on the copper black market.
However, I'm back. The service restarts slow and irregular as usual.