borborygmi

• He is a true nonconformist. We were at a masked party, everyone was dressed differently and he came dressed the same.
• # 26-01-2010
• Tags: nonsense
• A poet is like a cuttle fish: to survive he learnt to hide reality behind a curtain of ink.
• # 19-01-2010
• Tags: poetry
• William Blake had a fervid and visionary imagination, so he became a great poet. With a little bit more imagination he could have managed to become a mediocre mathematician too.
• # 19-01-2010
• Tags: poetry, math
• Exhibitionism is the illegal act of showing your genitals to a non consenting adult. But don't you worry, we won't arrest you for being the dickhead you are.
• # 15-01-2010
• Tags: paraphilia, genitals
• Many think democracy and freedom are the same thing. Nothing to be surprised, many also think McDonald is food.
• # 10-01-2010
• Tags: state, politics, diet
• - "I don't want to eat spinaches, mum"
  - "Girl, you must learn to enjoy things you find disgusting, or you will never get married"
• # 07-01-2010
• Tags: children, diet, marriage
• Sadly, a necessary requisite for a long life is to see your parents die. Unless you are a fetus.
• # 07-01-2010
• Tags: death, old age, fetus
• Families are the fundamental units of the Nation. We need more families to prosper. Give us back polygamy.
• # 02-01-2010
• Tags: sex, state, politics
• Pearls of wisdom only inhabit the hearts of old oysters.
• # 01-01-2010
• Tags: diet, old age
• Hachi is the moving story of the japanese dog Hachiko who waited ten years at the station for its boss to return. And yet they say trains are never late in Japan.
• # 31-12-2009
• Tags: news
• Links: Hachiko Monogatari