borborygmi

• Dear, I never use words without knowing their meaning. So please, don't ask me if I love you.
• # 31-12-2009
• Tags: love
• Faith is a gift from God. Seems He's still undecided on the wrappings though.
• # 30-12-2009
• Tags: religion, god
• Adso Tiks, the genius serial killer who kills his namesakes, today commited suicide to put the police on a wrong track.
• # 30-12-2009
• Tags: news, suicide
• I have a great idea for a business that will never face a crisis: dumping grounds for thrown away lives.
• # 30-12-2009
• Tags: economy, environment
• The missionary position is usually performed with the child underneath.
• # 29-12-2009
• Tags: religion, sex, children
• Dreadful accident on the highway. A truck carrying cats catched fire emitting the entire Janis Joplin's discography.
• # 28-12-2009
• Tags: news
• Women are monstrous creatures, they have three pairs of lips. That's why they never shut up.
• # 28-12-2009
• Tags: women, anatomy
• I've never understood if they want me to leave the toilet seat up or down. In doubt, I pee in the shower.
• # 28-12-2009
• Tags: urology
• This year the Pope wished a merry Christmas in 64 different languages, including his native dialect. Klingon.
• # 28-12-2009
• Tags: psychiatry, religion, Pope
• I'm not wise, I'm otherwise.
• # 28-12-2009
• Tags: pun