borborygmi
- Dear, I never use words without knowing their meaning. So please, don't ask me if I love you.
- # 31-12-2009
- Tags: love
- Faith is a gift from God. Seems He's still undecided on the wrappings though.
- # 30-12-2009
- Tags: religion, god
- Adso Tiks, the genius serial killer who kills his namesakes, today commited suicide to put the police on a wrong track.
- # 30-12-2009
- Tags: news, suicide
- I have a great idea for a business that will never face a crisis: dumping grounds for thrown away lives.
- # 30-12-2009
- Tags: economy, environment
- The missionary position is usually performed with the child underneath.
- # 29-12-2009
- Tags: religion, sex, children
- Dreadful accident on the highway. A truck carrying cats catched fire emitting the entire Janis Joplin's discography.
- # 28-12-2009
- Tags: news
- Women are monstrous creatures, they have three pairs of lips. That's why they never shut up.
- # 28-12-2009
- Tags: women, anatomy
- I've never understood if they want me to leave the toilet seat up or down. In doubt, I pee in the shower.
- # 28-12-2009
- Tags: urology
- This year the Pope wished a merry Christmas in 64 different languages, including his native dialect. Klingon.
- # 28-12-2009
- Tags: psychiatry, religion, Pope
- I'm not wise, I'm otherwise.
- # 28-12-2009
- Tags: pun